Question:
When the ALIENS come, why should i take them to the leaders?
I'm Sparticus
2006-11-21 08:16:19 UTC
When the ALIENS come, why should i take them to the leaders?
31 answers:
sar sar
2006-11-21 08:18:51 UTC
Because if you disobey you will get t he probe.
Need2know
2006-11-24 21:03:39 UTC
Multiple choice:



(1) If Aliens do come, you won't be the one taking anyone anywhere, so I wouldn't worry about it.



(2) Who told you you were suppose to? Your leaders? Why?



(3) The leaders are the aliens.



(4) Immigration procedures.



(5) If you don't ask a serious question on Yahoo, the inter-galatic agency for Earth evolution will deem you unworthy of future genetic propagation and seek to sterilize you through a medical procedure by implanting a brain device in your nostril which will cause you to become either an extreme democrate or republican, both ruled by an ancient secret society founded by alien intelligence whose descendants were the original founders of Atlantis but were later expelled and fled dispersed into Italy, Ancient America and Arabia where they founded the Vatican, Mecca and the Southern Baptist Convention.



Since then our currency has been controlled by the league of Planetary Atlantean Amazon debutants, whose primary goal is to manipulate you personally into watching mindless Television filled with subliminal commands to eat french fries and hamburgers in order to weaken the biological defenses of the human population and render them fat and stupid prior to invasion, at which time they will serve as cattle to be slaughtered for food supply by the aliens, whose nutritional needs are meet primarily by consumption of human flesh...thus explaining all the mysterious dissappearances of all humans who have ever lived.
angello
2006-11-22 11:11:53 UTC
Well, is not quite like this. In an encounter like establishing an contact with another possible civilisation there are four levels.

1. establishing a mutual code of communication... most likely will be Mathematics 'cause is the universal language in this Universe... the very basic rules are the same. Starting from here it is made a simple communication language.

2. establishing the motive which made them communicate with us... help, war, exchange etc.

3. establishing through communication what are the ierarchy in their ships and which are the protocols used in direct meeting if exists.

4. Equivalent direct meeting.

President is informed permanently of the situation and kept in a safe place.

After a stict protocol, IF needed, president meets guests.

What u see in the movies is bul@^$*%it
Siva
2006-11-23 22:57:13 UTC
Leaders represent people - either the intelligence of the people or the lack of it :) So when they aliens see that we are being lead by a few dumb people like our current US President then probably they will spare us the rod and allow us to have our planet - As our human race was put to enough turmoil under these "leaders"
Dolly
2006-11-21 11:51:06 UTC
Come on now, if you had a bunch of aliens, maybe they'd finally understand what Bush is saying. OF COURSE YOU TAKE THEM TO THE LEADERS. Otherwise I'll never find out if evildoers is a real word or not.
indianabones
2006-11-21 16:22:10 UTC
The aliens don't want to go to your leader they want to make you go astray in life. Why would a life form such as a alien travel from the far reaches of space gazillions of light years away just to come to this planet and tell us that they are our creators and they are our fathers and that there is no god and that they are our god? Does anyone smell something that does not make sense? We are being prepped by society for the day when all these things will be revealed to us. It is up to us to be ready for when the great lie is told to us.
kellenraid
2006-11-22 11:03:14 UTC
I have read most of the responses so far to this question and found them, for the most part amusing. But, the obvious answer would be to get the word out that they are here and to make their intentions known.

If, on the other hand, they have nefarious intentions, you would not likely get the chance to take them anywhere, as they would not want their presence known.
anonymous
2006-11-21 08:20:12 UTC
because if anyone should be abducted and tested by aliens it's the leaders, after all, they constitute the dumbest sector of the population. Just in case they do ask you, tell them to take George B. first, followed by Tony, etc.
saljegi
2006-11-23 07:35:37 UTC
It's called 'Passing the buck'. Do you really want to be held responsible for everything that is going on here? Take them to anyone that is prepared to be held accountable - that's what I say!
anonymous
2006-11-21 17:25:36 UTC
I use to use that one when I was a young kid I would say I surrendure I surrendure they would then take you to their leader and I would pull a gun out and killem. I guess thats why it works to eliminate the head office.
Luha
2006-11-21 20:36:57 UTC
Take me too. I don't know anyone who qualifies as a leader.
cello_drama
2006-11-24 13:34:35 UTC
bring the damn aliens to me. a good swift kick in thier nuts will show them whos the man.
anonymous
2006-11-22 04:17:41 UTC
how would they know you wernt the leader??

you could hatch your very own plan for world domination,

and a spot of relocation,hot to cold climate what fun.
Funky
2006-11-21 08:31:08 UTC
Where ever you take them, make sure it's AFTER you've been taken to their spaceship & been forced to have sex with them.



Wouldn't life just suck if you were the only one that hadn't had that happen?
Barrett G
2006-11-21 08:24:04 UTC
I wouldn't take them to our leaders. They'll think we're all morons and try to eradicate us!
anonymous
2006-11-21 08:25:40 UTC
You never know, it might frighten some sense into them
anonymous
2006-11-22 08:50:33 UTC
that is exactly why you shouldnt take them to the leaders because they ask you to! .....unless you hate bush.......
missy
2006-11-21 14:14:59 UTC
to show them who is responcible for all the suffering on this planet.
Stranger in a Strangeland
2006-11-21 08:24:49 UTC
Tell them they will have to pay you some serious cash first.
anonymous
2006-11-21 08:17:40 UTC
To show them the mistakes we made and promise never to do it again.
Mrs. Ben Dover
2006-11-24 09:52:51 UTC
so while they're probing Bush, the rest of us can run!
anonymous
2006-11-22 09:28:57 UTC
Because SKILLET rocks!
anonymous
2006-11-21 08:17:50 UTC
first get the contract signed !
sb85
2006-11-23 13:29:52 UTC
so that they can take tony blair back to his real home!
anonymous
2006-11-25 07:28:27 UTC
Why not? IF they come, you can go right ahead.
galaxy_glider
2006-11-21 08:18:19 UTC
In the sincere hope they kidnap the B*%^&)d`s.
blueyes2001
2006-11-21 08:17:41 UTC
By all means..of course!
grumpcookie
2006-11-21 08:23:34 UTC
i thought most people took them to their dealers.
les miserables
2006-11-25 05:38:20 UTC
they deserve each other
naughty boy
2006-11-21 08:18:12 UTC
to kill Bush
anonymous
2006-11-21 09:52:53 UTC
why indeed, when we are already here?


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